Monday, January 9, 2012

US Bringing "War On Terror" Home, Attacking Closets, Dark Alleys and the Saw Series of Films


One of many terrors at home the US military seeks to vanquish

Washington DC – With the majority of US troops headed home from Iraq, the White House is refocusing its military efforts in a more homeland-centric manner.

“The War on Terror is finished, at least overseas,” said President Obama in a statement to the White House Press Corps, “but we must never forget our pledge to defend freedom and stamp out terror wherever it may lie. That is why at this time, as troops are coming home, we continue to fight terror on street corners, behind creaky windowpanes, and within every spider that crawls near us.”

It will cost around 70 katrillion dollars.

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