Despite every ounce of sense screaming against the decision,
McIntyre chose to make a quick Duck Tales reference during a conversation about
swimming pools, which sparked an impassioned discussion about the quality and
nostalgia surrounding such classics as Freakazoid, Tiny Toons and Tailspin.
“I watched Rescue Rangers every single day,” claimed
McIntyre’s pretentious friend Dan, who never had good taste.
“If I were a ninja turtle I think I’d be Raphael,” said the
always-original James who always says the most irritating things at the most
irritating time.
McIntyre took a break from the group to scream into his
pillow. “On Tuesday Michelle was telling me all about her Animaniacs obsession
when she was young, as if she was the only person that ever saw Yakko sing all
the countries of the world. Then, like four freaking hours later, Aaron was all
amped because he had just spent some time YouTubing “the old Spider-man
cartoon,” which really bothered me because there were like three Spider-Man
cartoons before that one.”
“Now I am stuck in my own house listening to these people
discuss Pinky and the Brain as if they had created the stupid show. It turns
out, everyone has seen Batman the Animated Series, and everyone liked it. Just
like how everyone ate cereal, slept in on weekends and processed oxygen.”
Before rejoining the crowd to correct their misconceptions
about The Tick, McIntyre muttered “I don’t even think they understand how
awesome Darkwing Duck was.”
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