Dover, MN - Sources indicate that Jenny Rhine, 27, had the best story to tell. She and her friends were out getting donuts, if you can believe that, and were excited for their best friend Jamie's birthday party that night. But then the funniest thing happened, apparently.
Rhine, a graduate of the University of Minnesota and who is studying for the CPA exam, and her four friends had all crammed into Julie's car - which only hold five people. This is noteworthy I guess because there were five people travelling? They said they were crammed, but anyways. As they were driving there was an accident at that part of the road a few days ago and they were worried about it but it had all been cleaned up so it was fine.
So they were driving to get lunch at 2:00 which is so much later than they usually eat, and Julie says "where should we eat?"
Jenny says "Let's go to Jamba Juice."
Jasmine, who they all call "Jazz," was all like "I had Jamba for breakfast."
Then, according to Jenny's telling of the story, Jenny says, totally as a joke, "Let's get donuts!" as they drive by Milton's Donut Hole on 4th street. Donuts for lunch!? That's crazy!
Then something happened. Sort of. It's not really clear if anything every actually happens in this story, but we'll see. The girls all laugh and scream and say "Yayyyyy!!!" as some glass shatters down the street. They hadn't had donuts for lunch evar!!
They're super excited and head into the Hole. Jennifer, who is different from Jenny and who is called "Jenns" walks up to the counter and says (you're not going to believe this part) "Oh my gosh I'm so excited for tonight! Give me the fattiest, sugary-est donut you have! I don't care how many calories it has!"
And the guy behind the counter, according to multiple eye-witnesses, had no idea what to do. What was he to make of this crazy, spontaneous, unexpected situation that doesn't fit within social norms?! This is where Jenny gets to the punchline, I guess.
Jenny says "As Jenns orders, the guy was totally like 'uh...' and then we were all like "ohmygoshlookathisface!!" "
The story ended there. Seven minutes after it had begun.
Rhine, a graduate of the University of Minnesota and who is studying for the CPA exam, and her four friends had all crammed into Julie's car - which only hold five people. This is noteworthy I guess because there were five people travelling? They said they were crammed, but anyways. As they were driving there was an accident at that part of the road a few days ago and they were worried about it but it had all been cleaned up so it was fine.
So they were driving to get lunch at 2:00 which is so much later than they usually eat, and Julie says "where should we eat?"
Jenny says "Let's go to Jamba Juice."
Jasmine, who they all call "Jazz," was all like "I had Jamba for breakfast."
Then, according to Jenny's telling of the story, Jenny says, totally as a joke, "Let's get donuts!" as they drive by Milton's Donut Hole on 4th street. Donuts for lunch!? That's crazy!
Then something happened. Sort of. It's not really clear if anything every actually happens in this story, but we'll see. The girls all laugh and scream and say "Yayyyyy!!!" as some glass shatters down the street. They hadn't had donuts for lunch evar!!
They're super excited and head into the Hole. Jennifer, who is different from Jenny and who is called "Jenns" walks up to the counter and says (you're not going to believe this part) "Oh my gosh I'm so excited for tonight! Give me the fattiest, sugary-est donut you have! I don't care how many calories it has!"
And the guy behind the counter, according to multiple eye-witnesses, had no idea what to do. What was he to make of this crazy, spontaneous, unexpected situation that doesn't fit within social norms?! This is where Jenny gets to the punchline, I guess.
Jenny says "As Jenns orders, the guy was totally like 'uh...' and then we were all like "ohmygoshlookathisface!!" "
The story ended there. Seven minutes after it had begun.
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